B-but Auntie, from the things you’ve shown me, they already are. RUN KIDS WHILE YOU CAN! I’LL DISTRACT HER AS LONG AS I CAN! GO ON WITH OUT ME!
OH STOP THEY DON’T NEED TO BE SAVED THEY DESERVE TO BE GROUNDED FOR LIFE
AND YES THEY’RE CANON
BUT I MEAN UNTIL WE GET EITHER A HARDOCRE MAKE OUT SCENE
OR SEX
AND NOT GENDERBENT OR ALTERNATE REALITY
SO THEY ARE GROUNDED UNTIL THAT HAPPENS
(you are not helping!)