the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
diamondback rattlesnake Medusa for Sketch_Dailies over on twitter! Just an excuse to practice drawing snake heads, let’s be honest.
I haven’t posted much recently due to BIG EXCITING LIFE CHANGES, so I figured I owed you guys something. :)
in the south
- we only refer to people as y’all. that group of people over there? y’all. our mamas? y’all. you? y’all.
- everyone chews tobacco
- we have wells where we can draw up sweet tea from the ground
- nobody pursues education past the age of 12
- we all know how to run a farm
- we cry about the civil war at least once a day, twice on sundays
- only country music plays. ever
So my mom told me that there’s something important she needs to talk to me about, and when she did she tapped my Ace ring. Apparently her yoga instructor or massage therapist is a sort of Shaman, and let me tell you, if some psychic outed me I’m going to be so fucking pissed.
False alarm, she wanted to tell me things related to my chakras and a portal that had been opened in me by a demon I had fought with about sixteen (16) years and three hundred sixty-four (364) days ago.
i feel like i should be surprised but then again this is our family we’re talking about
also, niko had his first “goddamn white people” rant i feel like a proud parent